For those among you already familiar with the Prince of Persia series, I have but one sentence: Rival Swords is, unfortunately, nothing but an overhauled port of The Two Thrones with modified controls… For everybody out there who is new to the game, and who wants to have some fun slashing evil guy...
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As a threadbare undergraduate with a penchant for wine some years ago, I was often reduced to cruising booze-shop aisles in search of garish red sale signs next to wines of rather dubious quality. Sometimes I would luck out; at other times, well.... And then sometimes, on the rarest of occasions, I ...
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A dog’s lifespan seems painfully short to human onlookers. The accelerated aging process�"seven dog years to every human one leaves barely any time in the four-legged fellow’s life for adolescent pranks before creaky joints, interminable naps, and a cantankerous attitude set in. Cats fare litt...
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In anticipation of the release of Nintendo’s Wario Ware: Smooth Moves for the Wii, I began stacking up Wiimotes a little while ago, hoping that I would soon be able to have as many friends flip out over this game as could fit in my living room �" Now the game has arrived, and despite a slightly ...
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Lying in bed at night, some people tend to fantasize. As I lull off to sleep, my whimsy turns to my inadequate material existence, imagining the boon a million dollars would bring me and the leechlike humans I call my friends. The good people at PETA, I assume, have different, most likely more ethic...
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